Don't Forget to Wipe

Saint Nick has been around for quite some time and let's just say he's a little jaded.  I wish he would take things a little more serious, but Mrs. Claus says he's been in the eggnog again, and well, he's lactose intolerant.

Shitty Saint Nick:

• WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR
• Pinchin one, while smokin one
• Dropping the elves off at the pool
• Composing the naughty list
  Cheeky Ornaments has been selling fun ornaments since 2018 and we're just getting started.  Whether you're adding to your own tree or giving the gift of laughs, our funny Christmas ornaments are perfect for the holidays.
  

  • Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower
  • Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test
  • Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7" tall and under one pound
  • Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell

  This particular ornament not your style? Check out our entire lineup and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs

  All Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time

  • All orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase
  • Normal transit times are between 2-5 business days
  • Free Priority shipping on orders over 60.00
  • Express shipping upgrade is available at checkout
  • Each ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage

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